ThePotatoWhoPotates

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The fact that most of my readers pick up on tiny details of my story, which I doubted anyone would notice at the first place, never fails to amaze me. Y'all are fucking awesome.

YourFavoriteLamp

well well well …here we are again in the year 2025 (which is actually so weird to see like we’re really in the future guys shits getting real).
          
          wherever you may be potato, i hope you’ve had a great year, potating or whatever it is that potatoes get up to. same to goes to you too my fellow readers.
          
          Happy New Year to all! 
          peace n blessinz

YourFavoriteLamp

The time has come and we are now in the year 2024. Potato’s whereabouts are still unknown. Have I considered putting up missing potato flyers? Maybe.
          
          But I still have hope that one day…month…or year, that our dearest potato will one day return. 
          
          Anyway, see yall next year.
          Peace n blessinz

HollaAtAGirl

@YourFavoriteLamp Almost missed your yearly post. Keep it up.
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YourFavoriteLamp

it’s year 2023
          still no sign of our beloved potato :(
          
          we’ll try again next year

YourFavoriteLamp

@HollaAtAGirl potato will respond one of these years i just know it
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HollaAtAGirl

@YourFavoriteLamp I'm invested. I'll have to check in on your yearly post.
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