@chloex
George, the alpaca, gave me a gold ring with a teardrop diamond. He's so sweet! And no I tricked him into eating lamb (DON'T TELL GEORGE!!!!) and thank you, I'm sure we will live a long a fulfilling life together. (noise in background) WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP GEORGE?!?!?! THATS IT WE'RE DONE, I ALWAYS LIKED HARRY THE LLAMA BETTER ANYWAY!!
I lied we're not gonna be together forever, because I'm gonna be with harry the llama all my life. George can go suck his own... Lollipops.
PS my sister keeps track of how many cookies she denies us.. She's mean, how did she get a cute boyfriend?!?! Wah. Anyway bye!