Half the people I know think I'm sarcastic. The other half believe I'm witty and hilarious. I like to think I am a mix of all three.
Random thoughts that keep me up at night - 
I believe almost any problem can be solved given enough ice cream and confetti. My obsession is coffee. I'd rather read a book than watch TV, and my dog takes precedence over most humans. 
I suffer from wanderlust.
One day I plan to overthrow the government and rule the world.
If aliens exist and one day come out to the public, I'm going to be so angry I was never abducted.
Last, please understand I am not a professional author. I write for fun. I share because I love the feedback. The fans. Please, though, follow only if you know patience. 

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