Why, hello there. I see you have stumbled across my page and what a lucky stumble that was.*Claps hands together* Anyway, enough with all the modest comments, because I believe it due time to set forth on this magical adventure that is focused all "About me." 

I wasn't sure how to answer this at first, and was in the mist of my long session of crying in a corner whilst in a  foetal position before an epitome struck me on the head. Chairs are the disabled versions of wheel chairs! Wait wrong epitome...the other one that "I am me" one. Yes, I am in fact me, and that is all that matters. I like John Green and Edgar Allan Poe. I listen to Punk Rock and Native American Pan Flutes. The beauty of a walking (fabulously haired) contradiction known only as Batma...Steven!