Congratulations. You've reached the profile of another socially awkward teen. I'm sure your mother's proud.

\☆.☆/ Whoo-hoo

When someone says "everything happens for a reason", a fun thing to do is punch them is the face and say "then this was meant to be"

There are very few problems that can't be solved by the appropriate amount of high explosives.

Consistency is only a virtue if you're not a screwup.

I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as the go flying past.