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I thought you said you were actually back

Hello!

Okay, i'm actually back this time. 

Hi ! I'm a child of Hearth, so now you're maried... Hello dad ! ( How many dad does I have ?!? )

Congratulations on your marriage dad! You and Hearth both have my blessing for all the days to come. I'm deeply sorry for being late to the marriage, there were a few... Things that happened during the trip. Love you! 
          
          -Apollo

If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral.
          
          I'd be in jail for killing the person who killed you.
          
          We ride together, we die together.
          
          Send this to everyone you care about, including me, if you care.
          
          See how many times you get this.
          
          I want you to know that you are an amazing friend till death and forever.
          
          If I don't get this back, I understand, but I have a game for you.
          
          Once you read this letter, Send it to 15 people, including me. ❤️ If you get at least 3 back, you are loved ❤️.
          
          Nobody knows how important someone is until they lose it.  Tonight, at. 12:00 a.m., be ready for the shock of your life!  If you break this chain, you will have bad luck.
          
          With love, send this to 15 people.  If you don't, things will turn ugly.
          
          A friend told me, so pass it on.  Send this to 15 nice people or bad luck starts for a whole year.
          
          This is not fake.  I have no clue if this will work, but a game is a game, and it seems like fun!  Have good sportsmanship!

You're my dad

APOLLO IS A THOT, PASS IT ON
          
          Add this to your profile to piss off the thottiest god of them all!
          
          Paste this onto the message boards of your friends - reblog to annoy the FUCK out of Apollo. If they don’t do the same they don’t think he’s a thot and are therefore inferior. 
          
          PS: ZEUS IS ALSO A THOT

Apparently I was just adopted by your husband.  I'd prefer to be known as Jasmine, hence my profile pic 

Hey, I haven't been very active recently. I had some shit to take care of. I'm back now!