Hi, I'm Blitzen.

-Best fucking fashion designer there is.

-Lost count of how many expando-ducks i've made. (I make them when i'm bored, okay.)

-Married to @Hearthst0ne

-We have over 100 kids 

-Son of Freya

-I'M NOT THAT SHORT.

-Honestly surprised I haven't died, what with all the shit happening in my life.

-Hearth and I are both dead on the inside