There was a diddly darn man, and he walked a diddly darn mile.
He found a diddly darn sixpence upon a diddly darn stile.
He bought a diddly darn cat, which caught a diddly darn mouse,
And they all lived together in a little diddly darn house.
- Eat my ass
- JoinedMarch 4, 2015
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