"John's spicy sausage. That sounds interesting."
"Dad!"
"Jess!"

Welcome all. 
I am Jess. 
This is my new and improved bio. 

"I just realized that Christmas is just boxing day eve."

-Lunar Chronicles is life
-Hamilton is life 
-Doctor Who is life
-Once Upon a Time is life
-Harry Potter is life 
-Lin Manuel-Miranda is life 

(There are more, but they are the importico ones) 

Relationship status- none of your business, but if you must know, not currently seeking out a partner. 

Sexuality- Boring Heterosexual Friend 

Gender- Female, girl, feminine, whatever you want to call it. 

Friends- I used to have more here than I do now... I cry 

"I don't have time to talk about chickens." 

I practically keep this account for fun and talking to one person (@BMathieson , you better be happy).

Currently Reading- Throne Of Glass Series and The Trylle Trilogy. NO SPOILERS.

I'm Australian.

Vegemite is delicious if eaten correctly (Refer to @Genccr 's page for instructions).

"I'm looking up Benedict Cumberbatch's nose!"

That's about it.

See ya.