TheRedSourPatchKid

"Annabeth was struck by a power trip that could only possess a queer woman smothering a robot with plastic wrap."
          	
          	You wanna know what that's all about, right?  Check out my new chapter of Your Chariot Awaits!  Drama and comedy ensue.  Vote/comment/share if you think I deserve it!

TheRedSourPatchKid

"Annabeth was struck by a power trip that could only possess a queer woman smothering a robot with plastic wrap."
          
          You wanna know what that's all about, right?  Check out my new chapter of Your Chariot Awaits!  Drama and comedy ensue.  Vote/comment/share if you think I deserve it!

Pancake-Cookie

righht i need ur help because i do. So my friend uhh call her A because her name starts with A! Umm she came out as pan right? And then my other friend whom she doesn't know is lesbian we can call her umm hmm :) smiley because her smiles beautiful. 
          
          AND OMG THEY'RE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!
          
          and im hosting a dinner thingy at my apartment today because that's my love language, and they're both coming, and I want them to start dating so what the hell do i do???
          
          they;re like umm. A is like harsh moody, and cold on the outside nice, kind, and smiley on the inside. Then :) is nice, optmistic, and happy on the outside, same on the inside except she has an obsession with gore, and horror movies. 
          
          THEY'RE SO MADE FOR EACH OTHER OMG yeah i need ur help because i need them to get together. MY SANITY DEPENDS ON IT

Pancake-Cookie

@TheRedSourPatchKid umm turns out they were dating behind my back for like two years, and would've told me but thought i didn't know both of them. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!!!!!!!!
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TheRedSourPatchKid

@Pancake-Cookie oh hey!  
            
            This dinner sounds like such a sweet thing to do with your friends, I wish I could be there!  I think you should definitely introduce them so they can at the very least be friends- I know what it's like to have so few friends in a new country, so you're definitely doing a service to them!  
            
            As for setting them up romantically, I might chill out on that one for now.  If A came out as pan recently, she might need some time to accept herself and get a little more footing in her sexuality before diving right into a queer relationship.  And if A doesn't know that Smiley is a lesbian, you might want to wait for Smiley to tell her herself just in case that's not info she wants everyone to know.  
            
            Plus, if you haven't asked either friend how they feel about being set up/if they're looking for help finding a partner, they might feel a little blindsided by the situation.  For now, just go into it with platonic energy, and if they hit it off, they hit it off and you can offer to set up more group hangouts like this so they can continue to get to know each other within their comfort zones!
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The_Princess_Fangirl

My friend is going on and on about this girl and it’s so cute and she’s like “you have to help me get with her” which was so exciting for me because I have not had a sapphic matchmaking project for AGES

TheRedSourPatchKid

@The_Princess_Fangirl oh interesting so you probably can't do anything directly... can you maybe follow the girl on social media?  If you can see the kinds of things she likes you might be able to give your friend better advice.  And of course, there's always the friend whose gotta be there for the "HOW DO I RESPOND TO THIS TEXT" moments XD
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The_Princess_Fangirl

@TheRedSourPatchKid ALRIGHT ALIGHT WILL DO o7 (it’s going to be a little hard because the other girl lives an hour away from us) (like my friend sees her every weekend because she stays with her dad on weekends but I don’t know her) (but I’ll figure it out)
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TheRedSourPatchKid

@The_Princess_Fangirl YES ALICE MEDDLE AND KEEP ME UPDATED IF THEY'RE SAPPHIC THEY'LL DESPERATELY NEED YOU TO STEP IN
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Pancake-Cookie

RED I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION!
          
          Why are you not a blue sourpath kid? why red? I like the yellow, blue, and the orange ones. But once I eat liek five they all start tasting the same-

Pancake-Cookie

@TheRedSourPatchKid this is the part where that one character says like beats me or good enough for me. SOOO good enought for me!
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TheRedSourPatchKid

@Pancake-Cookie bruh idk I just like the red flavors of things the best ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Sparklegiver12

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TheRedSourPatchKid

@Sparklegiver12 Hey!  Appreciate the thought, but I don't do the chainmail thing (:
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TheRedSourPatchKid

Do you like funny PJO Fanfic?  If yes, great, because Chapter 32 of my comedy Your Chariot Awaits just came out.  If not, great, because you definitely need a break from all of the angst you've been reading, and there are now 32 chapters of my comedy Your Chariot Awaits.
          
          Check out the new chapter here: https://www.wattpad.com/1440648813-your-chariot-awaits-chapter-thirty-two
          
          Votes/comments/shares/etc. are much appreciated!

PerseusJSonOfSea

@TheRedSourPatchKid eitherways, moms r best valentines partners, no kidding.
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TheRedSourPatchKid

@PerseusJSonOfSea tbh the year before that I was dating a man and I am now a lesbian so idk if it even counts ToT
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PerseusJSonOfSea

@TheRedSourPatchKid 4th year? I Don't think I have had anyone other than my mom as my valentine for ever. . .
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-nxceur

ONE MORE- *follows you with my alt* 700!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!