TheRedSourPatchKid

My new CaitVi one-shot "You're as Cold as Ice" is out now!  
          	
          	Read the family friendly Wattpad version here: https://www.wattpad.com/1589003184-caitvi-one-shots-arcane-you%27re-as-cold-as-ice
          	
          	Read the (slightly less family friendly but actually not explicit this time) unabridged AO3 version here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/74141161

TheRedSourPatchKid

ALSO CAITLYN IS A DISASTER LESBIAN
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TheRedSourPatchKid

My new CaitVi one-shot "You're as Cold as Ice" is out now!  
          
          Read the family friendly Wattpad version here: https://www.wattpad.com/1589003184-caitvi-one-shots-arcane-you%27re-as-cold-as-ice
          
          Read the (slightly less family friendly but actually not explicit this time) unabridged AO3 version here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/74141161

TheRedSourPatchKid

ALSO CAITLYN IS A DISASTER LESBIAN
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TheRedSourPatchKid

Thanks so much for getting me to 800 followers!  You're as Cold as Ice (a CaitVi restaurant AU) comes out tomorrow at 10am EST on Wattpad and AO3!  I can't wait for everyone to read it!

PerseusJSonOfSea

@TheRedSourPatchKid Congratulations on hitting 800!!!
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pxetic-bxxk

@TheRedSourPatchKid ok cool lol (I js got back from school)
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TheRedSourPatchKid

A little excerpt from my upcoming one-shot:
          
          "'Who orders a steak well done?' Vi asks. 'Cattle ranchers in Demacia don't devote their lives to farming so people can order well-done filets!'
          That's exactly what Caitlyn thought when she rang in that steak, but she isn't going to say anything. She just needs Vi to throw that steak back on the grill.
          She says, 'Maybe if you had cooked the steak correctly the first time, this wouldn't be an issue!'
          'Damn, Piltie's got bite,' Zeri says.
          Vi continues. 'Maybe if you had done your job and recommended he didn't have the flavor cooked out of his steak, this wouldn't be an issue!'
          'Hey!' Jayce shouts in his Big Scary Manager Voice. 'Knock it off!'"
          
          ooh, you wanna know what that's all about, huh?  help me get to 800 followers and it'll be all yours on Friday!

TheRedSourPatchKid

@pxetic-bxxk I always have dad jokes lmao
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pxetic-bxxk

@TheRedSourPatchKid everyone run. Reds bringing in dad jokes
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TheRedSourPatchKid

if yinz can get me to 800 followers I'll post the CaitVi one-shot I've been holding hostage next week

TheRedSourPatchKid

@Silmarilz1701 I've had this fic hostage since like September and I feel like it's starting to manifest some bad vibes in my life ToT it's time to set it free lmao
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Silmarilz1701

@TheRedSourPatchKid xD not the hostage holding!!! And I still need to read the Halloween one rip
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TheRedSourPatchKid

Hot people read wlw fanfiction, so you should probably check out my latest CaitVi one-shot, Halloweekend.  It's got references to other animated lesbians, and jello shots, and it's an AU so if you're not familiar with Arcane, you can still read it for a fun lil story about rivals to lovers lesbians!
          check it out on wattpad (family friendly): https://www.wattpad.com/story/400546244-caitvi-one-shots-arcane
          
          or on AO3 (NSFW): https://archiveofourown.org/works/72888636
          
          please leave comments, I love responding to them and reading your reactions (:

aidenacharyya

@TheRedSourPatchKid (alas no I don’t but I may get it because you’re like the 4th person to ask) (I will update you if I get it)
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TheRedSourPatchKid

@aidenacharyya yessss omg (dw they're on ao3 too)  (also do you have discord I realized I have no way of keeping in touch with you lol)
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aidenacharyya

OMG RED IN HER ARCANE ERA?? LFG
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