Hi. Just a random guy who is bored.
Note: AstaHolmes is just an online persona, not my real name
All my hyperfixations:
Teen Titans Harry Potter Corpse_Husband Debating LGBTQIA+
LOTR DreamSMP Technoblade Poetry Scratch Minecraft Songwriting Sherlock Holmes Coding memes Hazbin Hotel Art Fundy Bleach Derivakat CG5 Imagine Dragons Maroon 5 Lyrics Psychology Cavetown Spotify Fundy Eret Garlic Bread Moon Stars Zodiac Wings Ravens Punz a bit of Valorant Greek Mythology Psychology Hamilton CharacterAI Auguries Dryads Hades
Persephone Witchcraft Otherkin Yaelokre Rabbits Goth/Scene Goblincore Fantasy escapism (literally and god) Greece Mythology Epic The Musical (for some reason) Netherlands
❤️💛💙🖤 (Refer to the Hearts Project)
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my username meaning:
Asta: weapons, moon and stars
Mallos: LOTR sindarin for golden flower, symbolizing healing
Hunter: quick thinking and efficiency
Holmes: Sherlock
Of the blade: techno
i know its long
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  • JoinedOctober 3, 2022



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TheSMParchivist TheSMParchivist Dec 01, 2025 01:21PM
I am watching some stuff of "You are a hero, Brine" because @tealikingHelios hate the joke. It's so peak. I love this fandom.
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