What if Caboose was a freelancer? That would explain his lack of intelligence, and his amazing strength. He could've gotten brain damage from his AI implantation. 


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I'm a novice writer, hardcore video gamer, comic book nerd, and a huge Halo fan. HALO REIGNS AS THE SUPREME FPS! (Second place is BF.)

Dear bullies, 
That boy you made fun of in class today? He committed suicide a few moments ago.
That girl you called dumb? She has dyslexia.
That girl you called fat? She's starving herself.
The woman you called bald? She's fighting for her life against cancer.
The man you laughed at for having scars? He fought for our country.
The boy you punched in the hall today? He's being abused at home.
The child you called retarded because he was in a wheelchair? He risked his life to save a 4 year old.
That boy you laughed at for crying? His mother died in hospital.
That girl you called stupid? She suffers from Autism.

Got this from @derpy_gamer3000
Put this in your description, I bet 95 percent of you won't.