•   Give me a moment to count my ten thousand allergies.

•    Artemis Fowl is the best series ever. Read it. 

•    Self-deprecating comments are my constant companion. 

•     Is simultaneously the most hopeless romantic and the most cynical. 

•      Hates this bullet point format, which is exactly why she's using it. 

•      Doesn't know why she's talking about herself in third person.

•      Loves her own company. 

•      Will never forgive Wattpad for the eye-bleedingly bad fiction. 

•     An over-over-over-over-over-over-achiever (who STILL manages to fail at everything. Now that's what I call talent.)