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HELLO EVERYONE

I SEE YOU'VE STUMBLED ACROSS MY INCREDIBLY HUMBLE DOMAIN

WELL FEEL FREE TO BASK IN MY AWESOMENESS AND TALLNESS DURING YOUR STAY

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Found my Etho >:D
Platonically MARRIED to Etho slab (aka @Ethoslab189) love ya babe /p

As you can probably tell I am a member of an ELITE MYCT group, here are a few of our members
@Bekyamon as Bekyamon, very straight forward
@BubbaDoubleO as BDubs, anOTHER SHORT KING FINALLY
@CountFwhip as Fwhippy boi
@Dreamwazhere as Dream
@EggOnToast123 Owennnn
@Eskali0n__ as uh...Grumbot?
@Ethoslab189 as Etho <3 /p
@imanalienhybrid as Xisuma- still don't know how to pronounce your name-
@ImpulseSV as Impulse
@geminitay67 as Gem, and make sure to watch the ginormous hat, I'm still upset I never got into the hat jokes
@goodtimeswithscar_ as Scar, again, straightforward
@GrianLovesParrots as Grian, ya pesky birb
@Jimmy_Solidarity as Jimmy, not my brother anymore :'(
@JoeyGraceffaWatt_ as Joey, this one is gay forward
@Kiki7078066 as Mumbo
@Laurenzside as Laurennn
@LDShadowLady301 very obviously Lizzie. She left me for Pearl :(
@MartynInTheLittleW00d as Martyn v2 ig
@MythicalSausage as Sausage, the lore man
@Pearlescentmoon12335 Pearl, you bloody psychopath, stole my wife smh
@Pixlriffs DAD??
@RanbooUnderscore as Ranboo
@RenDiggityDog as Ren, also congrats on the wedding
@Skizzle_sizzles as Skizz
@ShubbleYT_ As Shelby. I still think you're crazy, there is no demon, what are you guys talking about
@Skruble_ as Mowhee
@Smajor_ as Scott. I AM VERY TALL THANK YOU, YOU SHORT ELF BOY
@Soupforeloise as Eloise, also incredibly straight forward
@THEkrowfang_ as Krow, stole my idea /j
@tubbothebeloved as Tubbo
@ZombieCleoAKAMom as Cleo, you arsonistic madwoman

Appreciate the alphabetical order

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[So I do not get the police called on me (again) I have to say I am NOT the real Joel nor am I Smallishbeans. I'm simply an ESMP fan who likes to spread chaos]
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