The Smexy Beast's...rawr...

damn it's been a minute 

Everything https://www.wattpad.com/story/165278459

If unicorns fart rainbows and rainbows are where Skittles are from does that mean unicorns created skittles? 

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Seriously though, be very cautious about going to ANY kind of meetups. If anyone regardless if they are a youtuber, wattpadian, singer etc. If they say that they are going to have a meetup at places that aren't necessarily safe (i.e. official conventions, company organised events, anywhere with a nice amount of security) be cautious af. At least these places have security and tend to have a lot of people so it's safer than having a feckin' meetup at the nearby park and if you ever do decide to go to meetups that aren't held at those types of places make sure you research the crap out whatever place it is and try to take someone else with you. Treat that shizz like it was an M&M disguised as a skittle. It looks all good and fruity at first, but then once you get into it you notice it's a whirlwind of gooey lies and deception that fecks up your life and trust.  *it isn't a skittleboy post without le skittle philosophy* 
          
          Anywhore! BE SAFE, BE CAUTIOUS!

*****VERY IMPORTANT***** TO OUR BRITISH FOLLOWERS AND ANYONE ELSE INTERESTED!
          
          This post is not related necessarily to our account or wattpad, however we do care a lot for you guys and want you to be safe so please read on and help us spread the message. 
          
          Basically, if you are not on twitter and you have not heard the recent news. British vlogger Marina Joyce has currently arranged a meetup via twitter for Bethnal Green at 6:30AM. Sound strange? For those of you who are not aware, Bethnal Green is a very dangerous area and definately not a place for a 'meetup' especially one that starts at 6:30 in the MORNING. No big YouTuber would be crazy enough to do that. So why would she? There have been suspicions for a long time now that she is possibly been kidnapped and it's not her at all who is posting these tweets and this 'meetup' might be a set up for an attack. 
          
          We are posting this because we want to let you guys know who may live in or around that area or are fans of her to STAY SAFE and if you are a fan of hers please DO NOT go to that meetup.
           #savemarinajoyce

SO MANY TRIANGLES

woooo I'm glad you're back!

*****AHEM****** GUESS WHO IS BACK? BACK AGAIN! IT'S ...........................................*drumroll*...............................
          
          MEXICAN VOLDERMORT !!!!!!!!!!!! Ehhh jk. US ! WE BACK ! ....welll him too....but more importantly US! 
           YAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
          
          And not only are we coming back ohhhh noooo Omegle and Book of Lyrics are as well....YAY !!!!!!!

Wow, what the actual fuck am I doing here. I guess Dr. Seuss was right. Oh the places I will go....