I am the god of spinach and the supreme ruler of kale
She/them/his
hey i write shitty joke fanfictions in exchange for azur lane cgs
ben shapiro my beloved<3
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why the fuck did i let them talk me into writing this
Tickle Me Elmo
Elmo used to be a talented and sexy television personality, known across the globe for his work on renown sho...
