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You have reached the account of The Mess, the tragic and majestic story of the crew of the Suspicious Lobster - Captain Antonia Bandwagon Clinton, Anne Droid the Robot, Tangerine Pissa Pillowtalk the Space Slut, Misc the Engima and Quentin the Rabid Space Child.

And Lord Salad Ass. The grave and glorious man will enter into our epic masterpiece at a later point. He is of questionable morality, but his absolute majesty is unquestionable.

Traverse the galaxies with the mismatched crew of the Suspicious Lobster - re-adjust your armoured underwear, snack on some ventilation grills, arm yourself with a courgette (or zucchini, if you be American), and you're all set.