yes, i'm here because of michael clifford.

(author note for anyone who reads 'have we been here before?' -- I really wanted to reference the whole fated enemies thing from that one extremely well known gaming franchise (kinda sounds like 'the lesson of helga') but i didn't know if mentioning another trademarked entity was a bad idea for a contest entry and didn't want to risk it. but please know that in one of the universes, maybe during a gladiator fight, michael said 'so we're kind of like [redacted] and [redacted] from [redacted]' and awsten called him a nerd and then agreed and michael said 'who are you calling a nerd, you do meditation' and awsten said 'do you even know what the definition of nerd is' and then they were both eaten by the lion they forgot was also in the gladiator ring with them)