(I'm actually pretty clean, ok?)
-I like Kirby
-I'm a really good artist
-woah! I'm an author!
-memes(?!)
-I am willing to admit that I wasted 9 tissue boxes on one series, that is indeed a Kirby Fanfic. Don't judge me.
-I like cake.
-Asian, but French at the same time
-I woke up in a closet once
-I am a weeb. There's no going back now.
-❤️jazz music
-❤️any music
-screw it ❤️ every single thing that makes noise I have too much tolerance to exist
- Cries on a daily basis
-my favorite quote: "You can't spell funeral without fun!"
-how do I know when I ship it? Well, you see, when they hold hands or something, I emit a noise that sounds quite like an orchestra of dolphins high on LSD.
-I actually feel terrible for unleashing my trash on your poor souls. Like, you have no idea, but hey its alright
-that's all
(Header artist is unknown, but bravo! You'll be better than I'll probably ever be. ? and I drew my profile pic.)
- A certain closet
- JoinedSeptember 18, 2017
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