Hey Wattpaders!

We are two eccentrics that happened to trust each other enough to set up a joint account. I speak for both of us when I say that we have an unconscionably intense enmity for the following things:

- Assholes;
- Close-minded fascism;
- Pumpkin spice latte;
- Conformists;
- Hypocrites;
and
- The absence of fab. 

Please keep off our page, aforementioned abominations. 

I'm Jondrette (obviously a pseudonym. I got it from Les Miserables. Jondrette is Thernadier's given name. By the way, Jondrette is a total mercenary asshole. *flips him off elegantly* I'm using his name for the sake of ambiguity. It's quite a conundrum actually. Jon implies a man, but "drette" is effeminate. Cool.). I am totally enamoured with the following things:

- Writing;
- Playing my trombone;
- Singing;
- Cryaotic;
- South Park;
- PewDiePie;
- Anime RPG-Maker games;
- TellTale Games' The Walking Dead (SEASON 1 ONLY BISHES);
- Science;
- English;
- Fanfiction;
- Actual books;
- Internet;
- Starbucks' Toffee Nut Latte;
- Coffee Bean And Tea Leaf's Caramel Ice Blended;
- Milk tea;
- My sanity;
- Annoying people to insanity;
- Psychopathy;
- Sunrise;
- Night;
- Swearing;
- Broadway musicals;
- Theatre, rock and pop music,
- LGBT rights;
- Effing everything rights;
- Feminism;
- Story-based video games;
- Being my own f*cking self. :3

So there you have it! You basically know me inside out. Good job. Creeps. 

Well, I am the another one of a kind, Celestial. I "shine bright like a diamond". Oh and by the way,
I like:
-Pewds
-Cry
-CreepyShit(Pasta)
-Myself
-Shining 
-Starbucks
-Hot Chocolate
-Fanfics
-JB for his voice
-My Forever Alone Bear(Haven't got it, want it Cuz I'm 4eva alone.NOONE STEAL IT!!!)
-My Bed
-My Phone
-My Pen
-My Body
-My Ugliness(Totally Not)
-My cuteness
-My Humor
-Youtube
-Games(AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT)
-urm... Uranus???
So that's it. I'm a boring person who is undeniably cute when I'm funny:3

- Jondrette and Celestial :3