I am Avis! I have traveled far and wide to find this illustrious place, and I am quite new here. I have heard only tales of this magnificent place where writers of every type can come, so I have come to see with my very two eyes! Though I have seen and heard many a tale, this place may just be Eldorado for a person like me! 
Now, welcome to my humble abode, I am glad to meet another traveler. This place isn't much, but I do hope you enjoy your, however brief stay.