@ValTheMonke god I love sporks. A college student’s dream. It’s like baby Jesus of the utensil world. You can do the slurp slurp while also doing a num num. Don’t even get me started on the alternative name Forpoon. The savior of instant noodles in a toilet paper crisis. If I had a metal spork right now, I’d make it a family heirloom and pass it on for years to come, eventually convincing future historians that it was a sacred ritual utensil, unbeknownst to them that it’s just a cool little soup scooper