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Sometimes i go on here to revisit old fics that probably shaped my personality as a whole and find out they got discontinued and get really sad
Also its 2 am and im really tired
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What year is it
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If I had a superpower it’d be being able to write a whole essay ranting about a subject I either love or utterly despise
Give me a random slightly dramatic subject and I’d probably be able to make like 4 paragraphs of it
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@ValTheMonke I was going to slander sporks but I couldn’t find anything to hate about it
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@ValTheMonke god I love sporks. A college student’s dream. It’s like baby Jesus of the utensil world. You can do the slurp slurp while also doing a num num. Don’t even get me started on the alternative name Forpoon. The savior of instant noodles in a toilet paper crisis. If I had a metal spork right now, I’d make it a family heirloom and pass it on for years to come, eventually convincing future historians that it was a sacred ritual utensil, unbeknownst to them that it’s just a cool little soup scooper
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I hate caffeine
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I lost every emotion I have ever felt in exchange for unlimited energy. T’was a small price to pay for salvation
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I want to sleep but I chugged dark coffee with maybe too much coffee grounds and I feel nothing I am god
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I’m back but with cat ears and a will to destroy
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Mom failed to tell me that you’re supposed to add the hot chocolate powder to hot milk and that it doesn’t mix when it’s cold
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Yo are you still alive
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I can’t work on a book for more than a month-
Not because I get demotivated, more like I find another cool idea and try to write that and eventually forget about the other story
Lmao pain
