TheWorkEmpire

Sometimes i go on here to revisit old fics that probably shaped my personality as a whole and find out they got discontinued and get really sad
          	
          	
          	Also its 2 am and im really tired

TheWorkEmpire

What was the name of that one rusame fic with cherry blossoms or something?
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TheWorkEmpire

If I had a superpower it’d be being able to write a whole essay ranting about a subject I either love or utterly despise
          
          Give me a random slightly dramatic subject and I’d probably be able to make like 4 paragraphs of it

TheWorkEmpire

@ValTheMonke I was going to slander sporks but I couldn’t find anything to hate about it
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TheWorkEmpire

@ValTheMonke god I love sporks. A college student’s dream. It’s like baby Jesus of the utensil world. You can do the slurp slurp while also doing a num num. Don’t even get me started on the alternative name Forpoon. The savior of instant noodles in a toilet paper crisis. If I had a metal spork right now, I’d make it a family heirloom and pass it on for years to come, eventually convincing future historians that it was a sacred ritual utensil, unbeknownst to them that it’s just a cool little soup scooper
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