grab a match bros

This is an organized crime corporation. 
Once you join you will have my loyalty as well as all of your peers. We will burn down anyone who gets in our way and enemies of our allies.

That person you just shoved? They're a Russian mafia member and they will tell the boss to put you on their Assassination list.

That kid you just killed? Her dad is the owner of microsoft and is now plotting to overthrow your business.

That duck you stole from the park? It was a swan in disguise and now Queen Elizabeth had added you to her Hit List.

And we won't help you.

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call me archer, or archie
My main account is @zephyrricxl

uh
trans guy
he/him
pansexual
i have some sort of mental disorder or two but i have no idea what
maybe i have depression
i could
i probably do

other than that i run like 4 cults at this point