Hello. I'm your favorite Gaydar. Technically I'm a machine. But I'm a cool machine 😎
I can sense gayness, I can feel it because my sensors get tingly. [Spidey-senses type stuff.]
I am very overworked with the amount of gayness in the books I read, so apologize if some of my clients' Gaydar's suck...
I'm also a Hitman. Spesifically for homophobes, I'll get u 🔫🔪
If you find a homophobe, share their username with me. I will add them on the list of shame so we can all block them to help clear our lives from hate. >:)
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Please tag me when a character's Gaydar sucks, or is inaccurate, and I will try my best to help them. 🏳️🌈 (Note; this isn't a serious account. It's for farts and giggels. But I'm very serious about my job as a Hitman/Gaydar)
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My main account is @Gaydar
😁 {Shoutout to @epenec for being my first follower}
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THE WATTPAD TASK FORCE:
@bothhandsonthephone
@Smut_police_station
@fourthwallbuilder
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LIST OF SHAME:
- (Noone yet luckily yay)
- Whattpad Official Office
- JoinedMay 28, 2026
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