The almighty purger, Windex.

The official account of the best cleaning product; Windex has returned!
          
          New year, new jobs to be done!
          
          My days of reading may be over, but I am still very much summonable.
          
          Ping me wherever you need my intense cleaning prowess,
          
          All for the price of 4.99!
          
          Its the best deal you'll ever get!
          
          Windex, order your titanium plated bottle now!
          
          Blue is pure, fuckers-! 

I live.
          
          And I come with brand new packaging, chemicals, and a thirst to consume more Stories. 

It's been ages since I've been on wattpad.. Months have passed, the cleaning cabinet has been left neglected, growing older with each moment...
          
          but the first damn thing I see once I get back on wattpad is "The Submissive Assassin BxB"
          
          
          never fucking change wattpad lmfao

I just wanna know,
          
          
          Why are yall still following this account, it's more dead than a graveyard lmao

I return to life in the light of no nut november, good luck ladies and gents on trying to make it through. 

Played RDR2 for the first time, and jesus fuck it is addicting, already on chapter six-

Okay so-
          Went offline for a month or two, maybe more due to some complications in my life, but I should start being able to be online here at wattpad more, which means you’ll start seeing me in some cursed comment sections, handing out windex,

If I launched you a multiple windows, would they break or be clean?

is windex toxic

I go offline for one week, and I get 273 notifications, what the hell did I miss?