The_Official_Windex

I live.
          	
          	And I come with brand new packaging, chemicals, and a thirst to consume more Stories. 

The_Official_Windex

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It's been ages since I've been on wattpad.. Months have passed, the cleaning cabinet has been left neglected, growing older with each moment...
          
          but the first damn thing I see once I get back on wattpad is "The Submissive Assassin BxB"
          
          
          never fucking change wattpad lmfao

The_Official_Dettol

@The_Official_Windex HELLOOOOO WINDEXXXX
            I miss you terribly:(
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The_Official_Windex

I just wanna know,
          
          
          Why are yall still following this account, it's more dead than a graveyard lmao

The_Official_Windex

Honestly fair enough
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The_Official_Dettol

@The_Official_Windex I can't leave a fellow cleaner:(
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USS-Alabama

If I launched you a multiple windows, would they break or be clean?

The_Official_Windex

@USS-Alabama Are you gonna launch me through windows? because if you are, buy the lead container version, it’s more effective,
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USS-Alabama

@The_Official_Windex That’s what I need to know for… reasons
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ThatFamiliarNight

is windex toxic

The_Official_Windex

@ThatFamiliarNight it’s a bit spicy, but it’s definitely 100% safe.
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ThatFamiliarNight

@The_Official_Windex no i mean is it dangerous if i ingest it
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The_Official_Windex

I go offline for one week, and I get 273 notifications, what the hell did I miss?

The_Official_Windex

@LaVieEnRouge_2018 what do you mean, Everything?
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The_Official_Windex

Indeed I did detoll. . Indeed I did.
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