Shown on the outside
Merry and mild
Seen on the inside
Wicked and wild
Eats people up with
A resounding CRACK!
You're on defend
While she's on attack
Glides throught the town
In her prim and posh dress
The Colgate smile
Of a sweet baroness
Don't judge books by their cover
Things aren't always what they seem
On the inside
A killing machine
When she zooms right by
Peeps take a fall to the head
When Kookoo rules the world
The rest are dead