Hi. I'm SRM or The_Stars_Fade, and welcome to my page. Here we celebrate the sophisticated and welcome the uptight and frumpy. I have no sense of humor, and everything horribly offends me. I can't take criticism, so you need to keep your opinions to yourself. Yes, I am joking. No, I don't have a 6ft pole up my butt. 

I enjoy long walks on the beach, dogs (because what kind of monster doesn't like dogs?), reading, and Erik Allen Kramer (I think he's absolutely dreamy ;) ). Thanks for reading my books, or if you saw me comment and are here because of the ceramic chicken wearing a tuxedo in my profile pic, that's cool too.

Hi Mom.