I'm just your average kinnie/simp who also just so happens to be a chaotic neutral gremlin living under a rock, vibing to goofy aah memes
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"*Misery x CPR x Reese's Puffs Mashup playing 24/7/365*"
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I'm in a lot of fandoms and respect a lot more so yuh, don't be rude to anyone unless it's Ed Sherran or the person who invented coleslaw/hj
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"I think I just blew my [Quinceanera] on a wintergreen tictac-"
-Jeremy Heere lol
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Forget Girl in Red, I'm "Depressed Child in the Same Clothes you Saw me Wear Three Days Ago"
-Me, when coming up w/ dumb stuff to put in my bio
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"MAGIC IS JUST AN ILLUSION, SCIENCE IS SUPERIOR!"
-Donnie
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"I am Kenning so hard right now,"
-Ryan Gosling aka Literally Me
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The_Swaggy_Swag
Jun 13, 2024 03:38PM
Contrary to popular belief, I actually hate the color purple. the color--not the book lol I just use purple a lot cos I like the vibes (the color itself is icky imo)View all Conversations
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