The_Swaggy_Swag

Contrary to popular belief, I actually hate the color purple. 
          	the color--not the book lol 
          	I just use purple a lot cos I like the vibes (the color itself is icky imo)

The_Swaggy_Swag

((Spoilers for La La Land))
          @hearts4juIes HOLY FRIGG I JUST FINISHED WATCHING THAT MOVIE AND OH MY GOD
          THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR RECOMMENDING IT TO ME
          LIKE I CRIED A LITTLE BIT NEAR THE MIDDLE/END BUT THE ACTUAL ENDING CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD THAT I STARTED CRYING AS THE CREDITS BEGAN TO ROLL
          I LITERALLY TOLD MYSELF AS I WAS WATCHING THE FILM "we need more soulmates who weren't meant to be/right person wrong time romance movies. Love stories where everything could've worked but for whatever reason didn't" BECAUSE I WAS SO DEAD SET ON THEM ENDING UP TOGETHER LIKE HUH??? I THOUGHT THAT THE WHOLE THING WITH HER HAVING A HUSBAND AND KIDS W/O SEB WAS LIKE A 'BAD ENDING' THING AND THE MONTAGE WAS WHAT REALLY HAPPENED AND THEN WHEN IT SHOWED SEB AND MIA SITTING TOGETHER WATCHING THE PIANIST AND THEN THE CAMERA ZOOMED IN ON THE PIANIST AND IT WAS SEB I GASPED SO HARD I LITERALLY CHOKED ON MY OWN BREATH
          I SLAPPED MY HAND OVER MY MOUTH IN PURE SHOCK
          AND THEN WHEN MIA WAWSS LIKE ABOUT TO LEAVE THE PLACE AND LOOKS BACK, I WAS EXPECTING HER TO RUN OVER TO HIM AND THEY FALL IN LOVE ALL OVER AGAIN AND SHE DIVORCES HER HUSBAND AND STUFF OR AT LEAST LIKE SEB WALKS UP TO HER AND MIA SAYS "I heard you playing and thought you sounded good" PR WHATEVER SHE SAYS EARLIER IN THE FILM AND IT WOULD BE IMPLIED THAT THEY AT LEAST GOT RECONNECTED AND BECAME FRIENDS AGIAN OR MAYBE EVENTUALLY WOULD GET BACK TOGETHER ROMANTICALLY 
          BUT NOOOO
          THEY JUST SORT OF SMILE AT EACH OTHER AND THEN THE MOVIE ENDS
          WITH THE UBEAT JAZZ MUSIC
          I ALREADY LOVE JAZZ MUSIC SO MUCH AND I LOVE IT EVEN MORE BECAUSE OF THIS MOVIE BUT THAT WAS JUST MOCKING ME
          I LITERALLY STARED AT MY T/V SCREEN, SITTING UP IN MY BED AS TEARS THAT I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WERE THERE ROLLED DOWN MY FACE AND I SAID:
          "What the scallop was that?! This wasn't a romance! I was lied to!"
          anyway, it was great and I loved it and I could now talk about this actual piece of art and what it stands for for literal hours but I'm almost at the word limit so I won't

hearts4juIes

omg yay i'm so glad you liked it! i'm so obsessed with this movie it's unreal
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The_Swaggy_Swag

Yippie I survived finals week whilst on my monthly ritual schedule! I AM INVINCIBLE NO ONE DARES TO CHALLENGE ME 
          Anywhizzle does anyone have any gut wrenching romance or comedic tragedy film suggestions? I’m in that kind of mood right now and I want to bawl my eyes out like a baby because it’s kind of fun  (also I’m planning on going to see the boy and the heron because it’s in theaters near me)

The_Swaggy_Swag

I’m literally about to go to detention because I’m just cool like that (I forgot my student ID one time last week so that results in a detention)
          It’s gonna be just like The Breakfast Club /j

The_Swaggy_Swag

@DisneyReferenceQueen no I just sat there and worked on a Spanish final study guide
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DisneyReferenceQueen

@The_Swaggy_Swag how'd it go tho im curious. Was it actually Breakfast Club??
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The_Swaggy_Swag

I saw the barbie movie about a month ago but it wasn't until last night when I was watching some Ryan Gosling interviews that I realized that I am Ryan Gosling who is Ken and came up with a whole conspiracy that he is the second coming of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ because school is the absolute worst and I need to find hope in other, less conventional ways. 
          So yuh. I'm in my Ken Era fr fr
          YOU ARE YOU AND THAT'S KENOUGH <3