If you read this yo-

This new job is a w tbh
          
          Customer service at a place that has no debt and has a chill boss is great

So real talk
          
          Burger and fries
          Or
          Wings and tots
          Or
          Pizza and bread sticks
          
          
          You can only choose one group

So, whybis Wattpad better than AO3 or even Fanfiction.net?

Me when
          
          
          When i
          
          When I do the
          
          The thing
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Off to work now

Anyways nighty night pookies

I swear to all that gives a fuck
          
          If I hear Mariah Carey again I will be burning down my local DMV
          
          
          I've made a specific playlist for Christmas music that has all the good (and older) Christmas music that excludes Mariah Carey in particular because last year I nearly broke a fucking Walmart fridge

Folks why the fuck do I not have any previous notifications from three years ago?

Damn, I can't stop cringing at younger me.

Well if your in my bed than you in bed with a 14 year old boy

Imagine listening to your old favorite music and then you go onto your old favorite site and you feel like you’re not an adult again and the overbearing weight of taxes and work is not upon you.
          
          Could never be me