The_good_ones_die

OOF I JUST SPENT THE ENTIRE NIGHT PLAYING MINECRAFT AND I’M  F U C K I N G  EXHAUSTED 
          	
          	AND IT IS MONDAY

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@cathycantpickaname oof sorry for the late response; I was gone for a really long time BUT GUESS WHO’S BACK NOW
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cathycantpickaname

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@The_good_ones_die I did this once, as a child. Well I didn't play Minecraft but once as a child I was with my cousins and the elder one asked me to help her wake up at 4 am the next day. Guess what my dumbass did?
          	  
          	  I stayed up till 4 am to wake her up. And she told me then that she wanted little while longer. And so I stayed a lil longer and that's why I am and always will be the dumbest bitch alive
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The_good_ones_die

OOF I JUST SPENT THE ENTIRE NIGHT PLAYING MINECRAFT AND I’M  F U C K I N G  EXHAUSTED 
          
          AND IT IS MONDAY

The_good_ones_die

@cathycantpickaname oof sorry for the late response; I was gone for a really long time BUT GUESS WHO’S BACK NOW
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cathycantpickaname

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@The_good_ones_die I did this once, as a child. Well I didn't play Minecraft but once as a child I was with my cousins and the elder one asked me to help her wake up at 4 am the next day. Guess what my dumbass did?
            
            I stayed up till 4 am to wake her up. And she told me then that she wanted little while longer. And so I stayed a lil longer and that's why I am and always will be the dumbest bitch alive
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The_good_ones_die

Everybody, let’s tick off this year’s events, shall we?
          
          - Politics in America(my country) are absolutely insane
          - We’re stuck in quarantine thanks to a pandemic
          - People are rioting outside to support BLM and stop police brutality ✊ ✊ ✊ 
          - Gen Z is going through a crisis trying to even out rights for the LGBTQ+ community ️‍ 
          
          It’s the most wonderful time of the year

The_good_ones_die

That was a song reference— I put a few emojis in as well and those got terminated but I meant I support BLM and LGBTQ+
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The_good_ones_die

Aight for those of you who are following me and just got spammed by me, I’m just informing you that I hit a bug on WattPad and had to re-follow all of my followers— so I’m not intentionally trying to annoy you guys, I’m just trying to fix a little error.
          
          And for those of you that didn’t ask, I also fixed the bug so it should be fine from now on. Have a good day/night!

The_good_ones_die

Ok so I was having a shower and as per usual, I was also having shower thoughts. Nothing weird, y’all know the feeling.
          Well, I thought up this really funny incorrect quote so I was like, what the hell, I’mma post this shît. So, enjoy this Moceit incorrect quote, guys, gals, and non-binary pals
          
          
          
          SORTING THE DARK SIDES INTO HOGWARTS HOUSES:
          
          Logan: And I think it would be safe to assume that Janus would most likely be a Slytherin.
          Patton, from the kitchen: Well, once I finish these cookies, he’ll come a slytherin’ down into the kitchen to get some!
          Janus, rising up: Did someone say my name?
          Remus: PATTON WANTS YOU TO SLITHER ON HIM
          Virgil and Remy: *chokes on their coffees*
          Patton and Logan: *not getting it*
          Roman: Aaaaaand there’s the tea, sis.
          Janus: *sinks slowly back out*

The_good_ones_die

@ADamDovah3094 Salazar? As in Salazar Slytherin? Lmfao that’s the best
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ADamDovah3094

@Deceit_is_king it is fUn.
            our patron salazar will be glad to have you :D
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The_good_ones_die

@ADamDovah3094 yeyyy!! Snek association sounds frickin awesome
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The_good_ones_die

Incorrect Marvel Quotes, go!
          
          Heimdall: How did you survive the explosion of Asgard from the castle’s dungeons?
          Loki: Wdym?
          Heimdall: When Surtur arose from the prison of his crown, you were in the dungeon. How did you escape in time? For some reason, I was unable to see you.
          Loki: Wouldn’t you like to know.
          
          Later...
          
          Loki: If you’re so all-seeing, how’d you not know about this? *holds up tesseract to Thanos*
          Heimdall, realizing there’s a serious flaw in his magic: S H I T

thelakes_18

OMG this is hilarious :-D
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The_good_ones_die

Aunt May: Peter, why did I get a note from your teacher today?
            Peter: She said two plus two is four. I said it was six.
            Tony: *spits out water suddenly* WHY
            Peter: There’s a two and a two. But no one talks about the number of twos there are.
            Happy: *is extremely confused*
            Peter: 2 + 2. There’s a hidden 2 that is the number of 2s that there are.
            Tony: *realizes what he’s talking about* Can I adopt you?
            Happy: *questions life*
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