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twice's new comback is called 'alcohol free' and i would like to inform you all that arab onces are calling it 'halal/حلال'

i love how one twice member goes "i don't think i kiss the members that much." and then suddenly it becomes a fight of who kissed who on the lips before.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

me: "i miss my friends, haven't seen them since the pandemic started."
          
          friend: "you can video call them! it won't be the same but it'll still make you feel better!!"
          
          me: "i can't video call them??"
          
          friend: "why not?"
          
          me: "because they don't have and can't use phones???"
          
          friend: "oh....then how did you meet them?"
          
          me: "i met them at the park near uni! i gave them some food and they liked it so much they started following me everywhere after that!!"
          
          friend: *after a very VERY long pause* "noor...are your friends........perhaps...animals? most likely cats?"
          
          me: *a dumbass really* "YEAH!!! they're sooo cute, so friendly too!! i miss them...there was this one really big black cat that-" *continues talking like i didn't just do the dumbest shit ever*

school principal: "the teacher meeting is going to be in the *نمازخونه*."  *idk what they call it in english but it a carpeted room for praying*
          
          me: *remembers that i'm wearing my stupid looking very bright yellow spongebob pattern socks* "oh.....are we gonna have to take off our shoes in there??"
          
          school principal: *looking at me with an 'are u a dumbass' expression* "of course we're going to take off our shoes, it's in the *نمازخونه*."
          
          me: "....do we have too? why is the meeting being held there?? we always used the teacher's room."
          
          school principal: "we needed a bigger place for the meeting since teachers from other schools are going to be there too."
          
          me: "....well, shit."

*everyone, loud af and busy working in the room*
          
          friend¹: *randomly out of nowhere* "there's a channel on youtube called celebrity feet, they Only post videos that are pic compilations that zoom in on famous people's feet while music is playing in the background."
          
          *room goes dead silence, everyone's staring at friend¹*
          
          me: "now, why and how the FucK do you know that?"
          
          friend¹: "........i don know...i just know."

Happy birthday #3

Happy birthday #2

Happy birthday 

friend¹: "how do we feel about butter?"
          
          me: *very excited, tbh probably Too excited* "it makes a lot of food taste good!!! :D"
          
          friend¹: *very VERY long silent pause, looking at me smiling like a moron* "i'm..........i'm talking about the new bts thing."
          
          me: "...oh"
          
          *sudden sound of loud footsteps*
          
          friend²: *slams open the room door* "WHAT NEW BTS THiNG!!!?"