@abi_thevamps
@ash_is_my_husband
@Fangirlfrom2010
@stupid4luke 
@no_im_not_australian
@its5savce
@Vashappning1989-1D
@madilee191

go follow ^^

David Bowie once said:

I don't know where I'm going from here, but I promise it won't be boring

Two psychics pass each other on the street. One says to the other: "You're doing alright. How am I?"

There's a fly floating around in my milk.

Ladies and gentlemen and others

interviewer: You've been accused of drugs, occultism, homosexuality, bisexuality
DB: Trysexuality. Go on. Ask me what trysexuality is
I: What is it?
DB: I'll try anything once. Boom boom

WHY DID YOU KILL ZIGGY? You don't understand, there was a war on. Your mother and I, well, we tried to protect you from it, but, if you must know, your sister ran away. WHY DID YOU KILL ZIGGY?

I thought that rabbit was eating your head (The Linguini Incident, 1991)

Well I'm not a scientist. But I know all things begin and end in eternity. (The Man Who Fell To Earth, 1976)

Someone: How long have you been alive?
DB: As long as I can remember (Just A Gigolo, 1978)

If no one has any objections, I believe I might be of service (Zoolander, 2001)

Come come come Hogbrain I'm surprised at you losing your head over a girl (Labyrinth, 1986)

I've tried the manju and I've tried the flowers, and I think the flowers taste better (Merry Christmas, Mr Lawrence, 1983)

I wish I could sing (same as above and kinda ironic lol)

HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO (Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, 1992)

🎶It's not the side effects of the cocaine I'm thinking that it must be love 🎶
                                                                        David Bowie, 1976

^^Yeah mate it is the side effects of the coke stop tryna trick yourself