ThisNeverHappened

Oh my God Becky, look at her butt
          	It is so big, she looks like
          	One of those rap guys' girlfriends
          	But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
          	They only talk to her, because
          	She looks like a total prostitute, okay?
          	I mean, her butt, it's just so big
          	Uh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
          	I mean, uh, gross, look
          	She's just so, black
          	… I like big butts and I cannot lie
          	You other brothers can't deny
          	That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
          	And a round thing in your face
          	You get sprung, want to pull up tough
          	'Cause you noticed that butt was stuffed
          	Deep in the jeans she's wearing
          	I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
          	Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
          	And take your picture
          	My homeboys tried to warn me
          	But that butt you got makes (me, me so horny)
          	Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
          	You say you want to get in my Benz?
          	Well, use me, use me
          	'Cause you ain't that average groupie
          	I've seen her dancin'
          	To hell with romancin'
          	She's sweat, wet
          	Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
          	I'm tired of magazines
          	Sayin' flat butts are the thing
          	Take the average black man and ask him that
          	She gotta pack much back
          	So, fellas (yeah) fellas (yeah)
          	Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah)
          	Tell 'em to shake it (shake it) shake it (shake it)
          	Shake that healthy butt
          	… 

ThisNeverHappened

Oh my God Becky, look at her butt
          It is so big, she looks like
          One of those rap guys' girlfriends
          But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
          They only talk to her, because
          She looks like a total prostitute, okay?
          I mean, her butt, it's just so big
          Uh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
          I mean, uh, gross, look
          She's just so, black
          … I like big butts and I cannot lie
          You other brothers can't deny
          That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
          And a round thing in your face
          You get sprung, want to pull up tough
          'Cause you noticed that butt was stuffed
          Deep in the jeans she's wearing
          I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
          Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
          And take your picture
          My homeboys tried to warn me
          But that butt you got makes (me, me so horny)
          Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
          You say you want to get in my Benz?
          Well, use me, use me
          'Cause you ain't that average groupie
          I've seen her dancin'
          To hell with romancin'
          She's sweat, wet
          Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
          I'm tired of magazines
          Sayin' flat butts are the thing
          Take the average black man and ask him that
          She gotta pack much back
          So, fellas (yeah) fellas (yeah)
          Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah)
          Tell 'em to shake it (shake it) shake it (shake it)
          Shake that healthy butt
          …