An amazing writer, the best that ever was. Don't doubt me on that. And don't not read my WIP, Maeve is Bored, Jack is Hungry. Also amazing, also the best. A new paradigm in fantasy. You've never read anything like it before, critics have already rated it an 11/10. So go on now. Quit reading my profile. Read the damn book. I made a cover for it. I cooked. I cleaned. I made it nice. So get out of here. Go read it. I've posted nothing else on this site. It's just one book. You can do this for me, can't you? Come on, just read it. Give it a star, or a sub, or a like, or whatever the hell this site lets you use to inflate my ego. Leave a nice comment. No mean ones. I'll tell my dad and then ooh boy, you'd really be in trouble. I'll also tell my dad if you don't read my book. So go do that. I'm up to 800 characters now. And i'll use all 2000 if you don't. Look, it's right next to this about section. It's got a big purple crow on it. That's one of the characters in the book, her name is Crow. Look, i've illustrated my creative genius for you. God himself couldn't have fathomed a better name. Now that i've proved how great this book is, you should go read it. Don't worry, there's human characters too. It's not like, a furry book or something. It could be if you wanted. I would rewrite the book to make all of my characters attractive animals if you paid me money to do that. I don't have any money from anyone right now though, so for now I'm just going to write it without any furries. Mostly. I'm getting super close to my character limit now, and i'm not sure how much longer I can keep this up. I've already written a lot for this book. My fingys are tired. That's a comical way to say "fingers". See, my book is very funny because I am very funny, yet another reason you should read my work of genius. Hurry the hell up. Time is running thin. I'll have to quit writing in this about section and go back to writing the book. I want you to be there with me when I do that. Read the fu