I'm a simple man I see dogs and cats I like.
Nick Offerman is our lord and savior.
Subway is Jesus in disguise everything else fails in comparison.
Some say I like horror movies, I really don- huh I do? I mean of course I love horror, man those are really good gets your blood pumping and stuff...
But I do like mea- I don't? Aww come on that's no fair.. Then what do I like!? Fine I don't like meat... but I do like IHOP!
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