...get out the brain bleach, because I'm writing the WordGirl fanfic you wish you'd never read! 

Blurb you'll regret reading: 

Lexicon's colony planet should've been protected by The Dome for centuries to come. But when it begins to shatter, letting the poisonous atmosphere of Lexicon in, Vesta (WordGirl before she's WordGirl) is forced to escape, relying on her brilliant frenemy Quin to repair an ancient space pod. 
Vesta is sent out into the universe, accompanied only by a broken program stuck playing the Languages of Planet Earth - her destination - on an endless loop. 
As her ship nears its destination, she's thrust into the strange world of 1950s space-race  age Earth. 
From coming face-to-face with the first monkey sent into space (later renamed Captain Huggy Face), to the tumultuous political scene of the fifties, to poodle skirts, to wacky villains (like a lovesick robot-obsessed human who reminds her too much of her fallen frenemy from Lexicon, or the Nazi scientist whose transhumanism experimentation fused his brain with a mouse's), to discovering from the brand-new black-and-white series Superman that her powers aren't so normal here, to all sorts of things, she's in over her head. 
Will Vesta take up her helm as WordGirl and save the city? Will she even survive the strange world of 50s Earth? 

Tune in next time to find out on another amazing episode of WordGirl! 

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