I am a rainbow tomato that likes cashews and fuzzy blankets. There are only  things you need to know about me.

1. I'm genetically engineered to consume lots of sugar. So hand over that lollipop.

2. I love all things French. 

3. I'm a tomato, so please don't turn me into marinara sauce. Thank you.

4. I like hats. Especially the weird ones.

5. Sarcasm is my religion.