Okay first off, I am an addict. I confess to my crime or whatever. I'm addicted to to 5SOS. Terrible, isn't it? Well y'know what? SUE ME! IDGAF
*clears throat*
Okay, now that I got my over excessive screaming out of the way, here's some random shit about me.
•First off, I'm extremely lame (if you haven't noticed already)
•I'm also one weird ass motha fucka
•My name is Tatum (not saying my last name or anything like that cuz I'm paranoid asf)
•I live in the U.S.
•I'm unhealthily obsessed with 5SOS and 1D
•I'm a native of disappointment island
•I'm fucking obsessed with YouTube. I practically live there. (I make no sense lol)
•I have red hair, brown eyes, and I'm pretty fuckin' short
•SEPTIPLIER IS MY LIFE
•Brad Pitt is my waifu, he just doesn't know
•PROFESSIONAL FANGIRL
•Supernatural is the reason for my death
•Jensen Ackles is the reason of my existence
•The Girl Who Cried Wolf and Wrapped Around Your Finger have officially murdered my soul
•Currently in Luke's lane because why tf not
And there's a bunch of other shit that I'm too lazy to list
Remember, kids:
IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING BAD TO SAY GO AHEAD AND SAY IT BECAUSE NO ONE GIVES A FUCK
The words I live by:
Go live your life and do whatever the fuck you wanna do. Live out your wildest dreams, go get high, get into a bar fight with a clown I don't really give a fuck. Just don't murder someone. That's illegal.
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- JoinedJanuary 14, 2016
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