Hello! I am TotallyNotAlpharius, and I am here with my Brother! Who is too lazy to go and GET HIS OWN ACCOUNT! 

Brother: That is true

Me: I'm pretty sure he's trying to emulate Sans...

Brother: That is also true

Me: . . . Was that a Guardians of the Galaxy reference?

Brother: Maybe

Me: *Sigh* Anyways! I figured I'd just write this because I was bored and couldn't think of anything for my story

Brother: That you haven't update in a couple months now 

Me: I swear, if you bring that up one more time-!