I'm a lad that writes disturbing and gross fanfiction. However, it's only for the laughs, not anything bad. I like Dan and Phil, trust me. I just think it's hilarious. Besides, have you read The Hat Fic, The Plasma Ball Fic and The Milk Fic? Must I go on? Haha. However, I figured why not try right? I'll get a little giggle out of it, well, more like hysterical laughter but it's worth it, mate!