La la la. Oh hi. Sorry about that. I have always hummed under my breath when I am nervous. Uhm... not really sure what to say... tra la la.

I guess I could tell you about my fantastic life with my Adonis love god of a husband and two perfect children but then you'd be jealous and hate me. Anyway, it woud be a lie.   My husband tops the scales at 16 stone (which is not to say that he can't get his Adonis-love- god freak on when the mood strikes) and my kids think I am a twat at least half the time. The other half they are asking for money or the car keys but let's not go there for now.

So, yeah. 

Anyway, I'll be writing short, mostly true stories, about my animals and other friends.  I might be rude from time to time, but hey, life does that to you. You start out all sunshine and lollipops and then life happens and it's get the ++++ off my lawn.