sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ʙʀᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴇʀᴇ. ғᴀᴛᴇ? ᴅᴇsᴛɪɴʏ? ᴏʀ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ? ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ, ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ɢʟᴀᴅʟʏ ᴅᴏ sᴏ... 

ʜɪ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴄʜᴀᴛᴛʏ ᴄʜɪʜᴜᴀʜᴜᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡᴀʀᴍ ʜᴜɢs! ᴏᴋᴀʏ, ғɪʀsᴛ, ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss. ɪ'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪʟʟᴀɢᴇ ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ ʟᴀᴅʏ ᴡʜᴏsᴇ ᴊᴏʙ ɪs ᴛᴏ ᴀᴄᴛ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ. 
ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ, ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀғᴜʟ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ. ɪs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ʜᴀɪʀᴄᴜᴛ? ɪᴛ's ɢᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ʜᴀɪʀᴄᴜᴛ. ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏ, ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ғᴜɴɴʏ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɢ ᴅɪᴇᴅ? ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ, ᴅᴏɢs ᴅᴏ ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʟɪᴋᴇ, ᴜɴʟᴇss ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ. ᴏʜ, ɴᴏᴡ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴍᴇᴀɴ. ɪ ᴀᴍ sᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ʜᴏʀʀɪʙʟᴇ ᴅᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ, ᴀ ᴅᴇsᴘɪᴄᴀʙʟᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ʙᴇɪɴɢ!

🅡🅐🅝🅓🅞🅜 🅕🅐🅒🅣🅢 🅐🅑🅞🅤🅣 🅜🅔:
•Typical Piscean bitch ♓[Crybaby, dreamer and a hopeless romantic]♓ 
•Flexible~Nymphet~Talkative(2 truths and a lie)😉
•The only thing that's common in me and Scrat is our unhealthy obsession with nuts😚
•Wattpad's been the harbinger of my sexual awakening😌(I wish I could sue them for taking my innocence away)
•"Barbie Girl" is about dolls, not SUGAR DADDY( don't ruin my childhood like that)😭
•Me and my inner hoè are arch-enemies🙄{You might find her crazy rude aśs contradicting me}
•Things that make me happy: Birthdays, Babies, Showers, Lollipops🤗
   Things that make me cringe: Pørn, Piña colada, rainbow kiss, orgy😖
•Olaf is the type of guy I'll settle down with!💕
•My afterlife activity would be watching my daddy Satan torture baddies, while I ride his hot tentacle😚 

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