ᑕᕼᗩTTY ᑕᕼIᕼᑌᗩᕼᑌᗩ

Hey, missed me, babes?
          	
          	Sorry for going M. I. A for the past few days! I know I haven't been active for a while, but here's the good news (or bad):
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          	I'M BACK, BITCHES!!!! (Not that you give a damn) 
          	So, I need you guys to recommend me books, but remember:
          	
          	 It shouldn't have more than a million views; no triggering themes like sexual assault, rãpe, suicide; no adultery, cheating, betrayal and no tragic sad stories. Please, I certainly don't need someone else's depressing stuff to add on to my already gloomy life. 
          	
          	Anyway, the reason why I had disappeared suddenly is because I lost my virginity to a man who's nearly two decades older than me in the backseat of his car. 
          	
          	
          	
          	
          	HAHAHAHA!!!! JUST FUCKING WITH YOU!! My hymen is still intact and is probably vibin' with the cobwebs that now inhabit my unused cave of wonders~~