1) No, I will not read your stuff if you ask me to. It's nothing personal, I just don't find enjoyment in reading other people's stuff.

2) Comments get results. If you like a story or whatever, don't just vote that shit. Comment. Let me know what you think or want.

3) I am an asshole. As such, some of my writing may indiscriminantly rub nerves for some people. You have been advised.

4) Don't hold your breath on anything. I'm constantly doing new things and reworking my daily routine, so finding time to write is hard. Enjoy what you can when you can. I'll do my best to hug your brain with my word combinations.