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Dark and mean like Snape, daughter of Hades, shoeless like a Hobbit, drunk as captain Sparrow, schizophrenic as Sergey Razumovsky, madder than the Hatter, ignorant as Jon Snow, pissed off like Keith Kogane, selfish as a Drow, totally not a Holmes brother, maybe the Loki(sh) type of villain, secretly working as a Peaky Blinder.

Just an Italian girl with too many interests and not enough time.

And, most importantly, lazy as fuck.
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Turwen Turwen Apr 03, 2019 07:57AM
I HATE THE NEW WATTPAD UPDATE.
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