Hiya.

So I'm the Uncertified Writer.

I write random crap that comes to mind. It's not serious stuff and it probably won't make sense.

That's why I'm not certified to write.

Yet...

Please don't hate. I'm not trying to be smart. If you think my stories are stupid, keep it to yourself please. I'm trying to make people smile, Kay? And your hatefulness won't do anyone any good.

I dedicate my stories to some one. It'll mainly be one of my friends that helps me come up with ideas unless....unless....OH IDEA! How about if you have an idea, you email me it at uncertifiedwriter@gmail.com Then I could dedicate the story I write to you!

Stories can be A) Random thoughts you have. I don't care as long as it's appropriate. B) Things that anger you to a point that you need and uncertified writer to write you a powerful story C) Questions that pop in your mind. Again, it must be appropriate. And please: No serious questions. I'm writing a story about being rejected by a deer. Don't be shy/scared. No idea is bad, unless it's literally about badness. Those are usually bad.

What else?

Oh yeah! I promise to follow anyone who follows me! Really. No joke.

Thanks for reading this looooooong intro. I can't wait to hear your thoughts and ideas :)