Call me Swag Pooper cos I poop swag no call me $wag Pooper yeh tt b me wey hey. I live up above in the clouds in the magical land of cleave at the bottom of the sea with my pet unicorn Mustachio and his sister Bob u cunt come cos u aint swagulous like me plus u don hv a unicorn license whoop. Peace out yeh hood rat muthafuckers


I have writers block like all the time.



R u judging me?



Too bad cos idgaf 




PS: Idek what I'm talking about
PPS: But I do have ma unicorns
PPPS: I have a weird obsession with UUUNNNIIICCCOORRRNNSSS cos they b fab
PPPPS: I love chicken wings cos they b fab 2
PPPPPS: I'm going 2 go now