S.W.A.G = She Wants A Gentleman
My personality can be a massive fiddlestick so don't try to understand it. You'll probably end up with a brain damage .
Status: Single ready to mingle!!
I'm your average Satan spawn, meaning if you wanna see the devil, in the flesh, then the person to turn to is me. Don't worry, i'm not gonna turn you to stone...just yet.
@JobusB: Fish Boy. I can't believe he hasn't realized why I keep making Cat puns...
@Zaffle77: Austin Powers boy. Honestly, why does he even watch that? it's NOT Awesome.
@sweetunes24: A bus. Don't ask me why. She's a bus...that's also free.
@TheVanillaTwilyOwl: no words...this bitch is a super one. XD
Real Girl Baes: @TheVanillaTwilyOwl & Laura. (No idea is she has Wattpad or not but she's on of ma main b*tchs for life )
Celeb boy Baes: Francisco Lachowski & Charlie Matthews
Childhood Celeb Crush: Jeremy Sumpter (I fell in love way back in my single digit years, then forgot about him for a while)
Weakness: Fish. I flipping hate fish. From salmon to sharks, I hate any scaled, finned creatures that lives under the water. I am thoroughly afraid of swimming in any body of water that is uncivilised. Be warned if you by any chance fish slap me I will make sure you won't have any limbs to even touch a fish. The only exception I make is with one of my best friends: @JobusB (He's an evolved fish, so yeah)
I am a die hard sucker for Bad Boys (capital B's) They're so bad and I love them!! But like, if your a bad boy, you WILL get first preference from me.
Btw, I usually have a backup account, which in this case is: @TheAverageClicheGirl42
- Somewhere on Earth...kidding, I'm in Uranus!
- JoinedDecember 14, 2014
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