I just...I don't know....take three (3rd times a charm, right)! ACTION!

The name's Kiana
I'm 19 years of age (I'm LEGAL now) ladies and gentleman!
I'm finally a second semester college sophomore!
I'm not short, I'm FUN-SIZED, thank you very much!
Pink's my favorite color (I know how cliché that is), but Red is my color.
I listen to songs before they're cool
Living outside the box is way more exciting
I'm pretty sure unicorns are living underneath my bed
I've coined the slogan"I am uniquely odd"
I try my hardest not to be a statistic, but somethings just can't be helped
Balance was never my forte
I use to think I wanted to be a sex therapist, like Ras Focker, but I thought the writing thing was more my style, yet I still think about it (I'd bet I'd be awesome at it)
I've been told that I am an Acquired Taste (I don't know why, who wouldn't love this face, huh...trick question, no one)
I'm part of that special group of people in the world that can call themselves a twin (we're fraternal, and if you saw us together, you wouldn't even think we're related, but we're still in there)
I'm an aquarius (We're awesome people, should be happy to have one in your life)
Shonda Rhimes is my idol (Scandal is....LIFEEEEEEEE)
You'll see my movies in theatre's soon (give it a couple of years, they'll be begging to make film adaptations of my work)
Now I'm just rambling, so I'll end it with a poem (I know, a little random, don't judge me)...enjoy:

Where will I take me?
For a walk in the park, with tea?
Oh,
My future you meant,
Well you should've been more specific.
Well if it wasn't obvious,
I want to be a writer.
But not too serious,
I feel fiction is my genre.
Dragons, vampires, princesses,
That's my expertise,
Bios, Articles, Journals,
I would have to say, "Check Please?"
I want to be number one,
On New York's Best Sellers List,
Perhaps a movie deal,
That's not asking for too much, is it?
You gotta dream big to win big,
So I've heard before,
So I dream big!
  • The Line Between Fantasy and Insanity
  • JoinedDecember 5, 2013


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UniquelyOdd_Kiki UniquelyOdd_Kiki Dec 29, 2015 11:53AM
Hello loves!!! Its been an UBERRRRRR long time since I've done much of anything on Wattpad. I've been doing the college thing now and I just haven't had much time to write (irony is that I'm a creati...
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